Brondell GoSpa Travel Bidet GS-70

Brondell's flagship handheld shattaf — the big-brand alternative to the $25 Amazon sprayers. You get a stainless steel spray head, an all-metal T-valve with a brass core, full pressure adjustability and complete shutoff, plus a 45-inch spiral metal hose with a patented woven inner core. Listed around $80 (open-box outlet units drop to $50) in silver or matte black, backed by North America's biggest bidet manufacturer.

Brondell's non-electric answer to the bidet attachment: instead of wedging a Luxe or Tushy under your existing seat, the EcoSeat S101 replaces the whole seat, with dual retractable nozzles plumbed inside and a chrome side dial metering cold water off your line pressure. No outlet, no cords, no heat — just a cleaner-integrated version of the sub-$100 cold-wash experience, with a slow-close seat and lid included. Street price sits around $85-95 at Home Depot and Amazon.

Brondell's long-serving budget electric — on sale since the early 2010s and still in the lineup because it does one thing well: warm water, heated seat, and a wireless remote for around $200. Dual self-cleaning nozzles handle separate rear and front washes with an aerated spray. There's no dryer, no night light, no deodorizer — this is the strip-down that made 'entry-level electric bidet' a category, now squeezed hard by Brondell's own newer LE99.

The side-arm sibling of the Swash LE99 we track — same current-generation platform: hybrid tank-plus-instant heating for an extended warm wash, heated seat, five-level warm-air dryer, blue night light, and a stainless nozzle with a genuinely strong wash mode. What you give up versus the LE99 is the wireless remote and saved user presets; what you save is $50-75 at street, with deal sites like Woot flushing it out at $169.99. No deodorizer anywhere in the LE line.

Brondell's Costco-exclusive luxury seat — you won't find it anywhere but Costco stores and Costco.com, currently $249.99 after an instant discount off the $399.99 regular price. It's essentially a cost-reduced Swash 1400: same instant ceramic heating with endless warm water (hot in about 10 seconds), programmable remote with two user presets and a dock, warm-air dryer, carbon deodorizer, and night light — but a single stainless nozzle instead of the 1400's dual wands, and a 1-year warranty instead of three.

A zombie best-seller: Brondell officially discontinued the SE600 (its successor, the DS725, has itself since died), yet it's still stocked at Amazon, Walmart, and Home Depot and still tops Amazon's bidet-seat charts on price-per-feature. For roughly $270 you get a wireless remote, heated seat, warm-air dryer, deodorizer, night light, and oscillating stainless nozzle — a feature list that embarrasses $400 seats, attached to a tank heater and a warranty clock that's already ticking on a dead product line.